Oh, Satellite Internet

Oh, satellite internet

will you be the death of me?

Is this the price of living out in the country

I only want to check my stats,

visit my friends,

have free range like my

Cox Communications friends

It’s just the wind blew the wrong way

and my signals fade

Great, another rain cloud

to rain on my parade

Oh, high speed internet

there once was a day

Is this the price of country living?

When will technology make its way

to the country acres to make my day


Queen B Wanna Be

Grammar queen I am not
I trip at the thought of a semicolon
Let me google the proper way
to place that dot or two
Dude, I’m just like you
You suck at grammar too
Except not you, you
went to literary school
I’m a hard knocks intuition boo