Oh no, a vegan who doesn’t do squats Better drop it low ’cause you know what we’re after That sift to clap sure Shifting a muscular rapture
Tag: Humor
Scattered Thunderstorms
She woke up and it was all cloudy Her favorite day to get rowdy
Oh, Satellite Internet
Oh, satellite internet will you be the death of me? Is this the price of living out in the country I only want to check my stats, visit my friends, have free range like my Cox Communications friends It’s just the wind blew the wrong way and my signals fade Great, another rain cloud to…
Dirty In The Mix
If you wanna be a hippie you gotta keep shit clean 1.8.15
My Cup Of Tea, My Offering
She’s got a full cup of green tea She spilt the first sip as an offering 12.1.15
Queen B Wanna Be
Grammar queen I am not I trip at the thought of a semicolon Let me google the proper way to place that dot or two Dude, I’m just like you You suck at grammar too Except not you, you went to literary school I’m a hard knocks intuition boo 11.21.15
The Fool Heard A Wise Young Sheep
It was fun at first, it was easy I got scared when things got real Too greasy, just a tornado in a stress I’m really tired of saying the word mess So I’ll avoid that by stressing this here lest I become a broken record of a wreck Oh no, I’m over that word too…
Working With New Shoes
I get new shoes First day paint found a way onto the canvas feet Second day bleach splashed in a direction covert though fine of reach to meet my new shoes Third day is on Sunday I should be amused 11.20.15
One More Final Cook Through
Every time people come to our house they have to take a shit Haha… I don’t know if it’s the vegan in me 11.16.15
Masturbating Your Ego
i love how egos have writers 11.15.15
Aubrey's Arch 